Jessica Simpson has been making headlines for her apparent weight gain. Her sister, Ashlee, and Kim Kardashian have run to Jessica's side to offer support. I am by no means a Jessica Simpson fan. And I am definitely not a fan of gaining weight. I don't think the real issue here is her weight though.
What exactly is going on with these pants? A little advice, Jess... If you need two belts just to keep your pants on, you probably should not be wearing those pants.
I am reminded of Mom Jeans from SNL. VERY UNFLATTERING ON ANY FIGURE. What were you thinking, Jess? Someone should sit her down for the camel toe talk.
Yeah... even if you're a 10 for hotness on a scale of one to five, high-rise jeans are a bad call. They're just not good, for anybody, ever. What's sad is, even with her "weight gain," she could still have pulled off low-cut jeans, given they aren't too tight, or, shocker, normal jeans. But no, she went with the kangaroo pouch, high-rise, denim belly. Bad move. And the belt? Well, no.
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