Monday, February 23, 2009
This just in!
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Good plan.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Know Your Rights!
(I am free to share and remix this image under the attribution license! Of course, credit must be given to Safriz Photography on Flickr.)
According to Sky News:
Liz Edwards from the waxwork museum said they needed to recreate her 'one more time' because "her original figure captured a provocative pose from her 2001 Dream Within A Dream Tour and was extremely popular. However, she's undergone a huge transformation since then and we wanted to reflect her as she is now."
(Now this text is a little more tricky. Really, I don't think I can even use it. However, in the Terms of Use section entitled "Definitions" the term "home use" is not defined. So I am going to claim that this blog is indeed for my "own personal non-commercial home use" as to be in compliance with Sky News' conditions. If that doesn't fly with Sky News, then I guess they will just send me a take down notice. Anyway, check out the full text here.)
If you're really dying to see what this new wax Britney Spears looks like, then watch this clip. Then take the Britney from this clip, add 15 pounds, give her really bad hair, and dress her in an outfit that looks like a disco ball. There you have it -- the new wax Britney!
(This video was found on archive.org and according to our class discussion, everything on that site is under public domain. However, if Britney were smart enough to find this music video on archive.org and call her lawyers, I'm almost positive it would have to be taken down. You can watch the video here also.)
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Yes!
Monday, February 9, 2009
Oh my!
Critique
SOLILOQUY was not at all what I expected. It certainly was not like Leonardo DiCaprio’s soliloquy in Romeo and Juliet. A soliloquy, by definition, is supposed to be uninterrupted speech. Kenneth Goldsmith expands this defintion to create his own form of a soliloquy. For an entire week Goldsmith recorded his conversations and made a soliloquy by publishing his contributions in these conversations. Goldsmith’s soliloquy is far from the traditional or expected soliloquy. It doesn’t make sense. It seems to be a series of ramblings that jump from one topic to the next. Every sentence is independent and does not necessarily relate to the sentences that come before or after it.
I chose this electronic text because Goldsmith’s idea was so ridiculous that I found it intriguing. I couldn’t imagine keeping a record of everything I said during an entire week. I also had doubts about the reality of this text – was Goldsmith really going to include everything?
SOLILOQUY is an incredibly random text, but among the randomness the reader learns about Goldsmith as a person. That is what I like about this piece of literature. It is real. Goldsmith is not writing a story for us to read; he is recording everything he said. We learn that Goldsmith is normal. He is a man who encounters people that he will later refer to as assholes, a man who loves his grandmother, and he also has an appreciation for children’s movies and Maculy Culkin. During the week Goldsmith is very work-oriented, and it was long until I began skimming the text looking for curse words, or anything that wasn’t about computers and font sizes. Goldsmith, as I expected, is almost a completely different person on the weekends. He talks about Vegas, makes fun of people, and also speaks about strippers.
The only thing I didn’t like about this text is the actual electronic format. The format is not very reader-friendly. The reader must hover the mouse over a sentence in order to reveal the writing. Those who are very tech—savvy like myself can highlight the entire page to read the entire text at once. I didn’t like having to hover the mouse because I found it hard to keep my place. I started missing large portions of the text and it was frustrating. However, I can see the purpose of having this format. Goldsmith’s soliloquy doesn’t make any sense when read as a normal text. The hover technique reveals one sentence at a time, and that creates a sort of flow. It keeps the sentences separate from each other. In order to have any meaning the sentences need to be read separately.
Overall, this text was enjoyable because it was an interesting idea. But the format made it difficult to read and it was incredibly lengthy. One person can certainly say a whole lot in one week.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Quickness.
David Beckham hates the US and wants to leave. Ok... not exactly. Who didn't see this coming? American soccer is weak. LA Galaxy or AC Milan... that isn't a hard decision. If ANY team in Europe wants Beckham, then he should pack his bags and go. He is getting old.
Lindsay Lohan's pathetic excuse for a father has decided to stop blogging. He apparently came across this blog and immediately decided to call it quits.
Scarlett Johansson tried to steal my hair color. She can't pull it off. Needs to find a colorists and go back to being a blonde.
Bret Michaels is crushing on Jennifer Anniston. What will this do to Rock Of Love? Jen should take what she can get at this point.
9 to 5 is going to be on broadway! Isn't that just fantastic?
Michelle Obama's hairstylist of 25 years will not be moving to DC to maintain Michelle's look. That's weird... I didn't think she had a stylist. If a bob is the best cut this "stylist" could come up with, then Michelle is probably better off without her.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
This just in!
Monday, February 2, 2009
Nooooo!
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Why, Michael? Why?
Let KP give you some advice --