It's official. Michael Phelps has broken my heart into a million tiny pieces. The greatest Olympian of all time has admitted that it is indeed him in those awful pictures. Why is Michael Phelps bonging it up with some randoms at USC? You are THE GREATEST OLYMPIAN OF ALL TIME. Come on!
Let KP give you some advice --
When pictures like this surface, maybe you should just try denying that it is you in the picture. I mean... it's a side view. That could be anyone!
Well I've never heard of marijuana being a performance enhancing drug, so in my eyes Michael Phelps is still the greatest Olympian of all time. Unless someone kills his record in the 2012 Olympics, which he apparently won't be invited to.
We should have seen this coming. He's a Weezy fan. I was just hoping it would have been with Weezy and not some USC randoms.
Michael, I present you with the Jackass Award. Maybe you can display it next to your 14 gold medals, jackass.
I'll be honest, if he can smoke pot and still swim like Flipper, more power to him. Most of my friends that smoke weed can't even be moved to get off the couch save to get more weed, or to get snacks. Come to think of it, did anybody see if they were dangling junk food at the end of the pool? It may be performance-enhancing after all.
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