Good plan.

The human dolphin has gotten wiser since his bong photos surfaced. Apparently pictures are documents that keep a record of everything you do. Like a form of evidence. Who knew? Crazy. The incident has caused Michael to tint all the windows of his Baltimore home, so no paparazzi can catch him hitting the bong in the comfort of his own home. He is also hanging out at strip clubs now because pictures may not be taken there. Whether or not that is good for his image is up for debate. I guess he is over bongs and has moved on to strippers. That will get ya right back on the Frosted Flakes box!